Ground Unicorn Horn

Damn, I Wish I Was Fat

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Three One G

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Can I just point out that the following insane ramblings are the record label sales notes! 'Like listening to music? Sure you do. What's your music say? What does it make you feel? Ever snorted ground unicorn horn and seen visions of cavemen and anti-intellectual dick waving and kingdoms of rats? Ever been inside the mothership's computer while a nasty downright vicious fucking virus shagged ass through the mainframe 'fore the thing went up like a goddamn torch? (And god, it lit the skies for days.) Ever walked into the sun and felt your face melt onto your T-shirt? Never been to the sun? Never been anywhere? Where you been all your life? The "experts" murmur: Nowhere. Nowhere. Nowhere. This band features Justin Pearson (The Locust, Some Girls, Holy Molar, Head Wound City), Chris Hathwell (Moving Units), Chuck Rowell (The Plot To Blow Up The Eiffel Tower), and Amy Szychowski (Josh Taylor's Friends Forever) but who really gives a shit?'

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