Welcome to The Little Book of Oasis Insults, now kindly p*ss off. Or stay - if you've got the backbone to handle some of the most savage, side-splitting, and downright brutal takedowns ever unleashed by Noel and Liam Gallagher. This is your one-stop shop for the funniest, most outrageous insults ever fired.

Whether it's roasting pop royalty like Adele ('music for f*cking grannies'), Prince Harry ('asshole'), their old mate Gary Neville ('he looks like an estate agent'), or anyone else who dared cross the Gallagher firing line, this book captures the brothers at their sharpest - taking no prisoners and offering zero apologies. It's part wit, part war, and 100% Oasis. With more insults than Liam's had parkas, and packed with hilarious illustrations, this is the perfect gift for Oasis fans, insult enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates the art of a perfectly delivered burn.

So, crack it open, have a laugh, and then get out of here, you muppet!